How much do you know about the life and times of Jerri Blank?
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Jerri accidentally killed "Poppy Downes", the most popular girl at Flatpoint High, the gal who would've been Homecoming Queen.
Although it's true that they all want cake, Jerri was chosen because of her "shiny new braces".
Jerri's biological son was "Ricky", and he had her missing tooth to prove it.
Jerri's dad, Guy Blank was getting some much-needed relaxation in sunny "Greece".
In her younger days, Jerri's stepmom was an aspiring thespian who starred in 'Peter Pan' and staged a one-woman production of '12 Angry Men', as well as having "starred in 'A Raisin in the Sun' as Mama".
Jerri sold Kimberly Timbers up the river so she could get laid (with "full release") on "Good Time Island", "Good Times!!!".
It is "Stew" who delivered his meat to Sara, in more ways than one.
"Carlos the pizza guy" was the one who could claim this dubious achievement. Thank God he didn't speak English. Discretion is key.
When Paul learned that Jerri spraypainted the "N" word on the wall at school he decided to tell her "Goodbye" by adopting her modus operandi.
It was "Empanadas" Day in the cafeteria and, man, was Jerri hungry! But, she had to lose weight to make the Debating Team.
Sara Blank heaped abundant praise upon "Sharpei" for the miracles he worked on Guy Blank with just a little putty and a spatula.
Her first response was "WIN". But she was really grasping when she then said "FANDANGO" and "HOBOCAMP". "CAT" was the word that later gave Mr. Noblet's his first breakthrough in overcoming Jerri's illiteracy.
Nature was calling, so Jerri "peed in the pool" at the moment that she met Alan. She later told him that he should have seen what she did in the shower. We can only imagine.
It was the first moment that Jerri actually had a goal to do something specific after High School. She said she "wanted to be a robot", although she later resigned herself to reaching for an even lower star, working at the artificial flower plant plant.
When watching "Strangers With Candy", you can either play a "Where's Waldo" type of game with "Spiro" or with pictures of Principal Blackman.
Jerri tried to win Homecoming Queen votes by putting on a clown show that went terribly wrong for Princess Cluckers in 1-06, "Jerri is Only Skin Deep".
First Jerri saw the "flaming skull", which she thought was "nothing unusual", then she saw the "carnival of colors: grays and browns and grays" (or "greys", if you're a Brit). So the answer is "all of the above".
Jerri pounded on the "timpani"before Noblet discovered her natural propensity for the "stringy paddle".
Principal Blackman thought that Jellineck's face was an "old moccasin".
When Jerri watched "the wedding of Bonzo and Koko on 'Monkey Danger' " she seemed to decide to take her fake marriage to Ronnie Leggett a little more seriously. Note:This scene was edited out after the episode originally aired, so if you got this one right you deserve extra points (but don't think you're getting them from me).