B is for Bush, I like Bush.
U is for You know what I mean.
S is for Shave, this election'll be a close one.
H is for Hope you like Bush as much as me.
Vote Bush 2000, or Gore...


...Gore.   Doesn't matter. I can't vote, 'cause I stole a TV.
Stabbed a guy... couple guys. I'm a whore.


Sold a baby. A white baby. For a lot of money.
Smoked crack cocaine. Crack cocaine.

America has a loooooooong tradition of voting for presidents.


Why, in 1776 when Teddy Roosevelt discovered democracy
on the shores of the Boston Tea Party,


he made the bold move to send our Navy into the Halls
of Montezuma, where Columbus defeated the Pilgrims
at the Battle of Miami.


So get out there and vote. Thank you so much.